…and, welcome Wired readers! It’s great to have you here, especially given I’m a fan of Wired, and I was getting sick of my blog only getting a couple of hits today. The day before yesterday, I think it got maybe two besides myself. Yesterday and today, it’s off the chart. It was especially gratifying to see a photo of one of my stickers - I’ve been putting them up all over town, and had become convinced they weren’t doing any good.

Rumor has it there’s more publicity in the works, so keep your eye open for that.

Also, a housekeeping issue before I move on to today’s dreck: I’ve got a myspace page now. If you could drop in and send me a friend request, I’d be much obliged. I’ll add a permanent link in the sidebar to the right sometime soon.

Okay, so now that you’re all here, I know I’m gonna have to pull out the big guns to keep you interested. So today, I’m dusting off one of my absolute favorites. I’ve been saving it for a special occasion. I think this is it.

There’s nothing I can say that will make this video look even more preposterous, so I’m just gonna let it speak for itself.


Village People Sex over the phone
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